we WASTED our high on this piece of slimy maggot excrement! PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF WHATEVER ICON YOU PUT IN FRONT OF YOU OR THE LACK THEREOF, DO NOT SEE THIS MOVIE! It WILL be a waste of your time and money. Everything about it, everything! What a shambles! And don't make the mistake of thinking getting high will help you enjoy it. look superior! And, no, it's not funny because IT IS THAT DAMN BAD. See actual video game footage spliced into action scenes that make Ed Wood, Jr. When various characters die, it's made to look as if they've lost a video game. How horrid can a movie get? A dumbass with a video camera (sign of the artist!) makes self-referential quips about Romero films to let you know it's supposed to be a real, bona fide throwback. Maybe it was or wasn't his screw-up, but this is just unbelievable. This is as bad as 'Ax 'Em'! My friend unwittingly bought this piece of garbage (not a compliment this time) and we stumbled into watching one of the most excruciating wastes of celluloid EVER! When hearing that Dave 'Dead Hate the Living!' Parker was to write this, I figured he would provide the fulfillment to go with the ever-so-slight promise I believed I saw in him earlier on. IT SUCKS! I don't mean that it's so bad it's good, I mean it IS the ultimate low.

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